why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying
Today has probably been the weirdest day of my life
the real question is how did i get addicted to this site
*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?
Ya but I fuck everything up sooooooo