I’m full of love, and nobody wants it.
― Unknown (via sarahkitten)

rapewhistled:

why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

Today has probably been the weirdest day of my life

crystallized-teardrops:

the real question is how did i get addicted to this site 

greatdepths:

*pets your grunge*

wow, its so soft

trillow:

*on the phone with police after reporting a murder* no you hang up first

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

deathwingstolemyepicz:

do you want to cuddle and play video games all night?

a) yes
b) a
c) b

Anonymous: Are you in love with anybody?

Ya but I fuck everything up sooooooo

dumpsterfetus:

stop being rude and start being nude