date idea: feed me grapes and fan me with giant leaves while I sit on a couch in a toga
i may not be the best person in the world but at least i’ve never been the asshole who sticks gum to the undersides of tables and chairs
life hack: drink all the alcohol in your house to forget that you’re useless and unloveable.
lets play a game called are u bad at texting back or do u hate me
If you don’t like puns or sarcasm then we’ll probably never get along ever.
mark, my words. *mark brings me my dictionary* thank you mark
if you dont like me please dont pretend to like me ever